Crypto Fables FAQ
Imagine Aesop, but instead of moral lessons, you get tales of blockchain blunders. It’s wisdom for the crypto world, minus the lecturing, with 100% more laughs.
Because nothing teaches you about the wild world of crypto better than a good old fashioned story where the moral is “Don’t put all your coins in one wallet.
Absolutely! My ads are so private, even your wallet won’t know it’s spending money. Advertise with me and reach an audience that appreciates humor as much as HODL’ing.
The Bard combines cutting edge crypto news with comedy, so your ad is guaranteed to stand out and stick in their minds – like Bitcoin during a bull run!
As often as the crypto market crashes! So, pretty regularly. The Bard keeps his fingers on the pulse of the blockchain beast to ensure you’re never short on chuckles.
I channel my inner Satoshi, consult the oracle (okay, it’s just a Magic 8 Ball), and then exaggerate until it’s funny. Add a sprinkle of buzzwords, and voilà – a Crypto Fable is born.
Whether you’re a blockchain buff or think Satoshi is a type of sushi, The Bard’s Fables are designed to be enjoyed by everyone. I translate crypto jargon into laughter.
Rich in laughter, absolutely. Rich in Bitcoin? That’s between you and the market. I provide entertainment, not financial advice – unless you count “Buy Low, Laugh High.”
My news is as accurate as a stablecoin during a market surge. In other words, I aim for the truth, but never miss a chance to poke fun at the chaos. Parody is a virtue!
Two ways. Either DM me on Twitter / X and I can set it up for you, or just buy them directly from this page on Crypto Fables. Either way, you’ll get your own private ad stats link.
I use Coinbase payments for the ads. You’ll get a TX receipt too. Whether you DM me or buy on site, just select your ad and pay via checkout on this page when buying your ads.
My ads are so discreet that even your browser won’t know where it’s been. I value your privacy as much as you value your crypto keys. You don’t even need an account!
I accept all types of crypto ads, from NFTs to DeFi projects. Display a standard image ad, or you can have your own complete page. If your ad makes our The Bard chuckle, you’re in!
Don’t worry, just HODL. Some jokes age like fine wine, others like a meme coin. Either way, you’ll get it eventually – probably right before a market dip.
If you know why a talking fox would trade his dinner for a shiny new token, then yes, you’re on the right path. Otherwise, my fables will simply help you laugh through the confusion.
Only if you also consult a crystal ball, a fortune cookie, and your grandma’s horoscope. I’m more about entertainment than making you a crypto millionaire.
As long as it’s funny, crypto related, and not a thinly veiled shill for your new token. Send it over, and if it makes us laugh, it might just make the cut onto the website itself.
Share our stories at parties, and on Twitter and Facebook of course, to sound smarter (and funnier) than your friends. Remember, a good fable a day keeps the FUD away!
There are plenty of options in the ad shop. Sidebars, main content or even your own whole page. Full page ads get their very own post on Twitter / X and Facebook too.
Faster than a crypto pump and dump! Once you submit your ad, I’ll have it reviewed and up in no time. You’ll be reaching crypto fans before you can say “to the moon!”
You’ll receive an email with your own private ad tracking link – measured in laughs, clicks, and the occasional snort. That’s clicks and impressions to the layman.
It’s all inclusive! The Bard will help you add a punchline or two. With my help, your page ad can be as entertaining as a doge meme and as memorable as your first Bitcoin purchase.
Oh yes. If you need a sweet banner ad that hits the spot, I can muster something up for you that will make someone from the XRP Army switch sides.